I am the most neurotic person I know.

I guess being neurotic to start would require me to believe that I am the most neurotic person I know otherwise being neurotic wouldn't have as nice of a ring to it. Who wants to be just another neurotic person when you can be the MOST neurotic person?

I think I have a problem with rambling. And I think that the rambling problem stems from me over-thinking and over-analyzing everything. And I think that when I over-analyze everything, I read into things way to much and see things that are not there or interpret things incorrectly. And when I see things that are not there, I make up explanations as to why they are there. And when I have come up with 50 reasons that I have imagines the thing that may or may not be there in the first place, I spend hours contemplating every possible explanation. And when it comes to doing something about the original issue at hand, I find I am so befuddled by all of the different reasons that this thing that may or may not actually be happening has happened that I completely confuse the entire situation and forget what the point was in the first place. So when I am trying to make a decision about how to handle things? Sometimes it is just best to ignore it all together. Because if I choose not to ignore it, it could be a 3 day process just to figure out what I started talking about at the beginning of this paragraph.

So does that make me the most neurotic person I know? I guess it depends on how many people I know... And then depends on how many of the people I know are neurotic.... Or how many people I know are neurotic but don't admit that they are...

Okay, putting an end to this madness.