Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I'm a lactard.

I love ice cream. But it makes me sick. So does yogurt. So does any high fat milk, cream, etc.

What a terrible fate. Lactaid pills seem to work at least. But who really carries those things all the time?

1 Comments:

Blogger U2Fan79 - aka Ellie Miron said...

is that anything like being a retard?

as for the pills - you should carry them, maybe you could buy a "utility belt" like Batman, only yours could be in a different colour, or you could buy a few of them in different colours so that you could fashionably wear them in good conscience, and then, voila, you'll have the pills on hand - those and maybe like a bat-boomerang or um, like a swiss army knife or chocolate or something...

11:59 p.m.  

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