Reasons I need to buy a gun - A tribute to random conversations

I says:
i need my car for work

He says:
well that seems kind of unfair. why don't they pay for it then?

I says:
nice in theory right?

He says:
yup. hehe... so you need a car to work for a job that pays for your car.... sorta poetic

He says:
you could write a country song about it

I says:
but then i would have to admit to people that i wrote a country song

I says:
and I would probably need to buy a gun